Erieau Hot 3Way of the Week 02/03/06

Hello Young Lovers,

I've never been married, but I have had my pet goat, Patches for the last 7 years and I'm starting to get bored of watching him eat Bud cans and cigarette butts. So I imagine being saddled with the same spouse for more than 2 decades can become pretty tired. My ma, Lil says there are 3 paths to continuous matrimonial "Bliss":
Marry an old dude (her personal favorite) who won't be around forever
Drink lots of liquor (like Shrewsbury newlyweds)
Get freaky in the sack

Let's look at our local Innkeepers. They've been married for nearly 30 years and are still as happy as Jackie at a brewery. What's the secret to their success? Well they're both the same age so it's not number 1. They actually drink pretty temperately on the old village alchy-meter, so #2 is also out. It's gotta be number 3. But the Kama Sutra says there are only 269 positions that 2 people can rock, so then what? Well when TV shows that have run for a long time are about to "jump the shark", they add a special guest star and then they get good again. Think of Heather Locklear joining "Melrose Place" or Frasier being added to Cheers. They made the shows worth watching again. So I guess if you need to spice up the marriage, call in the guy from across the street. The Blissies and Poncho rock the Mexican Hot-tub! Hence I name them Erieau Hot 3-Way of the Week! In the words of Andre 3000, "Lend me some sugar, I useta be yo neighbour"!