The Lester is definately on

Hello Donna Martins,
I'm once again behind on my posting what with yesterday being MLK Day. This will have to be a quick posting too becoz the wind is going to blow the door off my Caboose by the Bay. You try and find a replacement door for '58 Chessie CAT!
Here's my concern of the day though, with Lester's coming back to the bay-side boite market, the dirty bar may have to change themes. Here's some signs it might be getting a little too disco:
Top 10 Signs that the Dirty Bar is turning into a Gay Bar:

10. House Drink: Sleemans, for when you just don't like Busch
9. "Office" sign replaced with "Enter through the Back Door"
8. Spitooey dressed in sequined gown every New Year's Eve
7. Jackie's beaver collection replaced with Potato's "Naughty Buoy" collection
6. All Music stations locked out but the Show Tunes Cabaret
5. Crack action in the Men's room not the same as at the Caddy
4. J-Vid switches from slippers to heels
3. It's filled up with trannies and it's not Hallowe'en
2. "Ribs and Mussels" Thursday becomes "Abs and Muscles" Thursday
1. Always on Special: Buy a beer in a bottle, then get it in the can....

Thanks to everyone who dialled in with the Lester's tips. If you've got a time schedule from the proud new owners for openings and spring soirees...send it along.

Ok gotta jet...Fat Jimmyz Kareoke Fridays......coz how many Seger songs can you listen to from the Flea Market.