Erieau Hot Couple of the Week 01/11/06

Hello KMart Shoppers,
It appears that last weekend, while I was diggin' the RVs in Michigan, Paris Hilton and her posse were rockin the 'eau. And who did she come to see? Uncle Joe of course. Apparently they hooked in Jamaica and have been mackin' ever since. Paris was at Uncle Krazy's the other day and I asked her why she would leave yet another Greek shipping tycoon for a life in Jackie's basement. She says Joe's hot because he rides a Honda, has a pseudo-Scottish accent and can almost drink as many "tall dark doubles" as her! Paris wants to get engaged right away. Uncle Joe said "Give yer head a shake, girl or I'll dice you up like a little piece of celery". But I still think this is true love. Thus I name them Erieau hot couple of the week! It's so Johnny Cash's "If I were a Carpenter and you were a Lady", I can't stand it! If the Dauphin van's a rockin.......

Ok I gotta dash, I promised I'd take her to the Caddy on a perc run.....
Later Beyotch. (I learned that from Paris).