Erieau Hot Couple of the Week 01/17

Hello Gnome Liberators,
The Caboose is secure. It's amazing what fly strips and sheet metal can do to block a doorway! So dudes, I have dash out a quick post today because Richie and I are going shopping for new bowling shoes as Erieau Bowling Night is quickly approaching. Richie likes bowling shoes because they have the size on the back. He always wears 3 sizes bigger to impress the ladies. You know what they say about the brothers with the big feet..... I'm totally looking forward to rock n' bowl n' throw a salt shaker through the window night...almost as much as Stew, I bet. This year we want to have a bowl off: Ghetto vs. 'hood vs. Trailer Park.....try and out roll us Jim & Shannon and BKF! Poncho Man plays and he once won $23.69 on Bowling for Dollars. He's our favorite local Pro Athlete.

So because it's their anniversary, Potato and Sandra are Hot Couple of the week! They took off to La Belle Provence with the Leprechaun Bouncer dude and company. Everyone's bummed because last year they had a hot party where people lost their jewellry and Trixxxie and Bman both got orange woodys @ 7am and Jimmy V got stuck in a bush (not in a good way). Observe the picture of the happy couple taken on their 21rst anniversary. You can't tell from this picture, but Sandra's usually a snappy dresser ...Looks like she needs to layoff on the Blue eye shadow though. It's too Studio 54 for words! Looks like it rubbed off all over Potato's face.....must have been while they were skipping. Anyway because they have been together for the long haul, have raised 2 kids and a kitty, look after a thriving business and still get naked and drink gigantic beers, I name them Erieau Hot couple of the week! You go Potato and Sandarelli.

Ok the hoppin' Hyundai just pulled up in front of the library...gottta jet....see you @ the lanes.