Is "Dublin" Getting Your Mack on With Twins?

Hello Wee Cluricauns,
St. Patrick's Day 'tis the grandest of all village holidays and it's only 2 days away. If you aren't from Erieau you probably think we have a big parade with baton twirling leprechauns, floats carrying dancing shamrocks and ceilidh bands and St. Patrick riding in the back of a pimped out Cutlass convertible. You might also think that we dye McGeechy's Pond green like they do with the Liffey. Listen you Eejit, these are all good ideas, but we don't need anything that fancy to get our green groove on. The village rocks St. Paddy's with a bunch of ice cold Guinness and verdant Coors Light + a Jimmy O'Buffett type one man band.

If you think it doesn't sound legit, you're wrong, you daft bugger. Our jam is so Galway-fabulous that folks of Irish heritage flock in from the 'hood, the Trailer Park, Cedar Springs and even Dealtown. Once I even saw a "landed" Irish Dude (his name was O' sumthin') from Rondeau breaking down a jig so mean that he nearly took out Gig, "Mr. 1 Man Band '95". That dancing brother is actually a professor of dentistry @ the "Sisters of Mercy" University in Detroit. This is a good thing because if he keeps River Dancing into stages, he's gonna need some chops work done for sure. Also village St. Paddy's Day is fun because the mean bouncer dude dresses like a gayed out garden gnome. He looks like he escaped from Richie's garden. Remember too, Pistol is the make-out queen when she's lagered, so if you wear a "Kiss Me I'm Irish" button, she'll likely let you smooch her without even asking to see the Irish roots on the family tree.

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Patches is scared!