Mr. Cabdriver, Fek You!

Hello Snow Bunnies,

It was a seemingly quiet weekend in the village but actually, much was kicking underneath the sleepy surface....still waters run deep, as they say. Let me start off by saying shout out to Rocketman/Operaman Mike M and his magical muskrat hat. I'm glad to hear the bandits from Rondeau who snatched it (and then had the nerve to partake of your hospitality and Budcans), had the sober-conscious to rock it back to ya, Baby. Let the shameless trapping of Muskrat Suzie and Muskrat Sam from McGeechy's Pond not be in vain!

Also, of note for Inquiry Minds: Princess K did not end up under the floorboards of Cabana 69 after her close encounters with the "Kettle of Fish" cyber-date made real. She said he was too tired to get snuffy after partaking of an OJ's smelt platter and a Royal Princess herbal apperitif. Better luck next time P. I hear there's a local call out for a 3-Way posted on the fish site, if your interested in being a Guest Star.

I hate to end on a sad note, but your favorite dirtybar waitress got hit by a taxicab in Kingsville this weekend. No Dispatch job for her now. She and an unknown gentleman with an "I heart NASCAR" tattoo were leaving the Legion Kareoke bash when Patterson's Taxi Car 54 mercilessly mowed her down on Main Street. Word from witnesses and friends is she suffered a concussion, a broken tooth and ripped jeans (could have been from NASCAR boy though) . She is currently convalescing at the Kingsville Animal Clinic and will not be back to work until Wednesday. Her Doctors say no baton twirling for 3 weeks. Feel free to send Best Wishes and Bailey's. Oddly enough, a similar accident happened to Rich in London last year at this time....


I heart NASCAR, too!