Erieau's Next Top Model

Hello Covergirls & Boys,

You know, being "discovered" while making those snowbrushes @ Mallory's isn't the only way to have your mug rock the cover of Italian Vogue. Hell, no! You could also strike a pose Erieau-style. This means, getting styled in your finest Bargainshop gay apparel, knocking back a few Lucky Lagers to "release your inhibitions" and scouting an exotic location that will make the readers of those glossy mags wish they were there too.

Check these fabulous village kitties. Admittedly their Bargainshop '06 Cruisewear line is a little dated and some of them seem a little more inhibited than others, but the location scout did her job. You know and Puff Daddy knows that nothing says "Jetset" like a vintage tractor in front of "the joint who's name we dare not speak". Tyra banks and Janice Dickinson, if you're out there, let us know who love....coz in the words of Right Said Fred, "I'm too sexy for this Blog".