Victor Hugo Hearts the Caddy

'sup Fish Flies?

I'm afraid I have some bad news for those of you who thought you'd get some Caddy-mackin' in this weekend. The Man has shut that joint down temporarily for a variety of petty complaints. My head aches with the injustice of it all (or maybe with the 23 Luckys I drank at the closing ceremonies last night). How can they shut down the Caddy for being a fight club? No persecution has been this alarming since Javert tossed Jean Valjean in the clink for stealing that baguette. You can't deny folks basic human needs like food, cheap draft and bar brawls. Someone needs to call Amnesty International immediately if not sooner. Help us Bono!
So how you gonna make it through this arrid siege? I recommend grabbing a case of Lakeport, a bottle of Prince Igor and then going down to the beach to dig the summer night sky. Check this shot taken of Lake Erie and our neighbours in Ohio from the vantage of our fabulous shorelines. I bet the bright lights of Cleveland have got you missing the nightlife in Blenheim already ....not.