Pyrotechnimania

Whazzzup Cherrybombs?

You all know that Canada Day/Independence Day weekend means nothing but cocktails and fireworks! I love lights in the sky, especially when they aren't battered-mushroom-induced. The quality and variety of the works have come a long way baby since I was a kid and they sold the gunpowder snake pellets and the consistently crappy burning school houses. Now the word all over Chatham-Kent is that the EFD puts on the best display this side of Epcot..or at least the Detroit River. You should check it.
Last year this party was bananas, so on Saturday at dusk, grab a bit of beach and wait for the show to start. The buzz is that the Erieau Committee will be selling hotdogs and drinks @ the public beach this year. I know you're wondering how their weiners compare to Pat Rink's. You'll have to find out for yourselves, fools!