'Scuse Me While I Kiss the Sky

Hello Flower Children,
So I didn't get to post yesterday because I was still a little under the weather from the weekend dudes. I was going to keep it on the d/l this weekend and fix up my caboose by the bay ...you know what I'm talking about...all those things you gotta do to get ready for the summer like flea-dipping Patches, wash-and-waxing the Pinto, power washing my garden gnomes....coz Erieau will rock "Communities in Bloom".

Anyway, on Friday night, before tackling that to-do list, I had some very VIP-battered mushrooms for dinner at the dirty bar instead of my usual Smelt Platter. All I can say is Timothy Leary must be the new chef and Potato must get those shrooms from BC because I think I was hallucinating all weekend. Check this:

1. After I left the bar the sky turned pink. Up ahead in the distance I saw a sign for the Slip-In beckoning me in for a cocktail. So off I went and had a Margarita. I think Poncho was there. When I left the bar, I was soaking wet and kind of Salty.

2. Then I went to The Bayview Bliss Cabins coz those fools still haven't paid me for cleaning the camp cans. When I looked in the window, there was one Bliss wearing a shirt with monkeys and bananas on it and a grass skirt and the other wore a coconut-shell bra and a cotton nighty...kinksters! Then the sky changed from pink to dark blue.

3. Finally, I stopped by Uncle Krazy's. Trixxxie and Uncle Joe were drinking beer with Gunner and the Seeing Double Eyedog. The dog would polish off his beer and then put the empties back in the case...which is more than I can say for the Toxxxic Twins. One time Jackie tried to give the dog water, so he bit her in the leg.

I finally woke up only just an hour ago. Forget about the smelt Topcats, from now on...I'm all over those mushrooms! I gotta dash, I' hear Trix and Pistol are bottling their wine today..which should be an equally trippy experience! Check "Toast and Jam" singing about their visit to Erieau 2 weeks ago!