Boxing Day...Leave Your Keys in the Bowl!

Hello New Years Babies,
I'm a little behind on my postings, I know, but Boxing Day was Krazy! Robby D, the Mean Bouncer says some people stood in line all night and never got into the dirty bar. I was kind of mad at first because celebrities were cutting the line and then being seated in the VIP area. Puff Daddy (we still call him that in the Ghetto) was there, but he doesn't talk to me since Uncle Krazy Leggs left with J.Lo on Boxing Day '01. So I hung with Macauley Culkin (photo right), who bought me sooo much Hypnotique and Wildcat, I forgot where the Library was until this morning!

As I recall, it was a good joint. They had hot Cater Waiters strolling around the VIP section with mini smelt tacos and Pickeral Cheek Bellinis...delish! Everybody must have got tired of their shorties over Christmas becoz they seemed to mackin' elsewhere.....observe: