Erieau Chamber of Commerce #1

'sup? Village People, Trailer Trash and Hoodlums.....

So John, the librarian just came over and said that he's glad I'm using the Vic 20s in the Erieau Public Library to introduce the world to life on the edges of Rondeau Bay instead to surf Ass Porn. He's so glad in fact, that he's going to write a letter to my Parole Officer. I don't know if a bon mot from a Former dj-pseudo-buddhist monk- volunteer librarian will be enough to turn over my suspended sentence but what the heck?

Anyway, you may not believe this but there are some full-on entrepreneurs in our village of 500. On the outskirts of town are the "Bayview Bliss Cabins" . The lady in the center of the picture and the guy behind her are the Blisses who own the cabins. The guy dressed like a leprechaun is a bouncer at the local bar and he once kicked my Uncle Krazy Leggs out of the bar for bringing in a service animal, Kujo, his "Seeing Double" Eyedog. I don't know who the blonde chick is but she sure likes the vodkas!
Anyway, Margie and Jeff are the Erieau equivalent to the Innkeepers portrayed by Mr. Dick Newhart and Ms. Mary Francis on the novelly titled situation comedy "Newhart". Except the Bliss joint is more like a series of antibellum plantation cabins than a rustic Vermont Inn. It rocks nonetheless becoz the pop machine is stocked with $2.00 beers (Coors Lite, not Wildcat) and Margie will serenade you with a voice like the nuns from the Ursuline College in Nearby Chatham. The Blisses haven't owned the cabins very long and were sooo poor when they got started, we saw them scoop a smushed skunk from the road in front of the Cabins and then cook it like a beerbutt chicken. Things are going better for the Blisses now, thankfully. They are building a new house with blue drainage tiles for a roof, plus I got a family Christmas photo from them and everyone was wearing Carhartts...fancy!
Stay dialled in for the 411 on local businessmen like, Flea from the Flea Motel, Barney proprieter of the Saltwaterpool and Marina and everybody's favorite...the Dreaded Minnow Gypsies!

PS... Congratulations to Lee Ann Denike from the Trailer Park. She won a big bucket of Sleeman's Beer from the bar. TurnerBurner says the beer's skunky but the bucket will be good for ice-fishing minnows. I bet Lee Ann is glad whoever stole the beer basket brought it back!