The Erieau Shipping News' Maiden Voyage

Hello Village People,
The Erieau Library just opened so I can post the First Edition of the "Shipping News". No job...No computer! I'm at the mercy of th local librarian. He's not even a sexy librarian like the one in the benchmark Van Halen video "Hot for Teacher". Krazy Leggs and Gunner (my cousin/brother) and I were just about to go grab a case of Wildcats (best Canadian beer hands down...and cheap too!) and hang at the Caddy with my mom, Diamond Lil, when I remembered I had to give the 411 to the party bloggers.

If you're not from Erieau...you have no idea! It's a peninsula that juts out into Lake Erie about 75 km east of Point Pelee. It's waay tropicale for Canada! About 500 people live in Erieau but a lot of Americans chill here in cottages in the summer time. What can I say, we got more bounce than Michiganders. In fact, Bob Seger's seminal hit, "Firelake" was actually written about Erieau. Check our sunsets...aren't they hot? Most of the people who live in Erieau work on fishing boats, bringing those tasty yellow perch to your dinner plates. Alot of people also work @ Molly and OJ's restaurant. They serve perch and 'The Big Beaver Platter for 2", which is a Canadian delicacy if you haven't tried it. It taste kinda like chicken. My favorite is the smelts. They're delicious even though their Omega 3 count is low. Some of us are all about the "Life of Leisure". Don't tell my Ontario Works Officer though.

Across Rondeau Bay is Rondeau Park. We call it "The Trailer Park" because everybody there leases their house from the government...kinda like Eminem's mom in his biopic "8 Mile". If you head west across the bay, you'll land in Shrewsbury. We call it "The 'Hood". I don't really know why but everybody there has a pimped out golf cart that they load up with delicious Wildcats and then go to the neighbours house for a crazy big barbeque. If you drive through Shrewsbury and the hoodlums don't know you and your golfcart isn't fly enough, they'll pull a .22 on you. I know coz they scared my uncle Krazy. BTW, Isn't uncle Krazy hot?

ANyway, this Blog will bring you the latest buzz on all the latest village info...like we got a new curb so the fire trucks could go by and new stop signs, plus Santa came in on a tug last week, plus Gunner's got a girl-friend from far far away in Blenheim...stay dialled in freaks!