Erieau Hot Couple of the Week
Ok, so I was walking to the library this morning and Uncle Krazy Legg's house looks like Rondeau Park. By that I mean that the 2 "deers of light" on his front lawn had been placed in a very compromising position. It's like an Rudolph Red Light District (much like the Trailer Park was throughout the early '90s until the "stewards of nature" came in and took bambi out with their .22s). I'm not sure if Uncle Krazy got feeling creative after some Lucky Lager fortification or if the dreaded BMX mafia did it.
The BMX mafia is that swarm of 15 year old kids you see smoking in the gazebo and riding their bikes down Mariner's Road with cardboard boxes on their heads. Half of them are named Joe and Kyle and the other half are employed at the restaurant as kitchen kitties that do dishes, make salads and steal beer from the back cooler. Mostly they're into beating their meat, drinking lemon gin at the gravel docks and trying to Catwalk in the snow on their BMXs. They are all dying their hair gothy-black so whenever I see them at Abdul's, I always say, "Look it's Robert Smith and the Cure". They stare at me blankly because they don't undestand cultural references from before 1990. They don't teach kids anything in school anymore!
Here's the big Buzz though......observe the picture above of Gunner (doesn't he look like his dad?) and the bartender he macked per yesterday's post. BTW Cheers to the anonymous blog-fan who sent the evidence. Anyway, I'm shocked that the Princess actually hooked the Big Gun! She's been chasing him since they were in school together, but he keeps turning her down. Although he believes she's a hot toddy, Gunner doesn't think that Princess possesses a wellrounded ethos for the world and humankind. How can a Philanthrope and a Princess get their freak on? Also, Gunner dresses snappier than Princess. What would she bring to the relationship? I think they might make a go of it.....like "class divided, love united" Kate and Leo in James Cameron's historic Blockbuster, "Titanic". Hence, I name them Erieau Hot Couple of the Week!
Alright, I must Jet. JohnCat is driving me in to the BargainShop! to do my Christmas shopping.....flannel shirt and Peter Jacksons for everyone!
posted by Krazy Legg's Cousin at 12/20/2005 09:41:00 a.m.
2 Comments:
i was there i saw it happen
you dont know who u r messin with talkin about the bmx mafia like that!.. we'll kill you! were crazy like that. first of all theres only one kyle and joes like 18 and hes the only one who smokes.. it kyle brad joe shawn and many more! us mafia we do not represent smoking! we are against it. and we have never tooken beer from the cooler. but thanks for the idea. and about the meat beating thing, what we do on our spare time is none of your dam business.well thats all i can write class is over.
THE BMX MAFIA HAS SPOKEN!!!!!
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