Hands Ooupp!

Hello Dodge Dealer Denizens,

Guess who was representin' the village at the "Win a Dodge Caliber by listening to CKSY for the Most Continuous Hours" contest (Also they had to stand with their feet planted in one spot with 1 hand flat on the car). Let me give you a hint a la Kanye West:

"You see him at the Call Center
Any given Monday
Processin' the rebates
Then drives off in a Hyundai"

If you guessed Richie, you're right. He's still driving that Hyundai but the brothah did a village proud...15 hours 15 minutes...one of the last 4 hoopties with there hand on the Dodge. The endless standing and hours of your "At Work" favorites finally made Richie's eyes roll back and he let the Caliber go. Besides, everyone knows Richie never misses 10 oclock cocktail hour at the dirty bar Friday night. His feet were killin' him so here's yet another Saturday where Richie's walking funny. Holla @ yer Boy when you see him...and buy him a vodka.

Now this week's Truth In Advertising "Big Ups" go to Tommy Potato. Don't know what I'm talking about? Grab your Blenheim paper and check the Sandbar Specials. I bet that old Petula Clark number "Downtown" is getting a lot of play today at the "Joint who's Name We Dare Not Speak". Word.