Erieau Summer Blockbusters!

Hello Celluloid Heroes,

What if you were like me and couldn't afford a subscription to "People" magazine and couldn't stand the smell and the screaming kiddies @ the "Cinema 6" in Chatham? How could you get your taste of celebrity then, huh? Well it's easy in Erieau, yo. Two of the prime cinematic stars of summer were spotted in the Village just this weekend.

Now I didn't actually see Ricky Bobby in his WonderBread Jumpsuit and Monte Carlo, but I do know that someone got their Talledega Nights workin' on Rich's steps....word is the car BUMPER didn't fair too well either. Who else could that be but Ricky?

On Friday night, I was getting my buzz on @ the "Joint Whos Name We Dare Not Speak" when I swear I saw Capt. Jack Sparrow and posse enter the Sandbar. Avast ye Mateys, a pirate finally visiting Kent County's answer to Davey Jone's Locker. Capt Jack was rocking a head-kerchief, a torn white shirt with blood on the sleeve, ripped shorts and a braided beard. I wanted to get the 411 from him...was he here to get some Erieau booty? Was he looking for someone to walk his plank? Was that a spare wooden leg he was sportin' or was he just happy to see me?
I didn't get the chance to talk to him. He was chatting up Crazy Mary when I approached and she asked him if pirates really only got blown offshore....so I split. Aargh, if you talked to the pirate in the Sandbar on Friday, comment in and give us the buzz Matey! Be in Erieau next week for chance sightings of Superman and the mean boss from "The Devil Wears Prada". Later Buckaneers!